It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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