You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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