I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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It's shark week go big or go home
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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