That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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