I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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