Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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