Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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