i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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