So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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