just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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