The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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