gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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