Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
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you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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