My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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