we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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