i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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