Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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