There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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