Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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