Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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