My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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