I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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