i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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