i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
third nipple confirmed
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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