forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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