There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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