You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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