Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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