We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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