Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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