did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
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Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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