dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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