Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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