Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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