yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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