And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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