I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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