she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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