Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Randomize