People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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