Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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