Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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