She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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