i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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