i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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