so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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