I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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