He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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