Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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