So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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