so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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